LA: You got that cloud working really good.
LA: It’s easy to play, Scott, even on cold, windy days.
Scott: Just look in the Daily News for your coupon, but hold on to it or the wind might blow it away.
Scott: It’s good to see Tubes back in the booth.
LA: Speak for yourself.
LA: Come back on dollar dog night, Monday.
Kruk: I’m gonna put on a clinic.
JJ: How many?
Kruk: One per inning.
Kruk: I didn’t do many things well in cold weather.
JJ: Eat hot dogs?
Kruk: There’s insulating properties inside of those hot dogs.
LA: I guess those shadows are tougher on the umpire than anybody else.
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Scott: They had to drag Larry off a United Airlines flight to get him here. I can’t believe you told them you were a doctor, though.
LA: They’ll believe anything.
Scott: Do you still prefer ice cream in a small, plastic helmet?
LA: Absolutely. There’s no other way.
LA: There’s only so many ways you can say, “That’s not good.”
Scott: I wonder what the estimated distance on that home run is.
Scott: You know it’s going bad when your home scoreboard doesn’t even put up your last run.
LA: I don’t know why guys don’t get pissed off enough to throw inside on their own.
Scott: I think the manager’s gonna be more upset about a pop-up to the catcher that allowed a runner to advance to second.
LA: That was today?
LA: Just because you have the texting gloves on, it doesn’t mean you have to text just because you have ‘em on.
LA: As we say in winter ball, “No bueno.”
LA: I was confusin’ myself. Shocker.
Scott: That’s hard.
LA: Cesar Hernandez is leading the league in inhield fits.
Scott: You’ve had a few inhield fits this game.
LA: It’s been a tough week.
Scott: Three fits and a sliced finger. Two days off is the worst thing for you.
LA: Let’s lower the expectations for the home run payoff inning. How about a thousand dollars if the Phillies don’t go down 1-2-3?
Scott: Who would we give the money to? You?
LA: Kenley Jansen is very similar in his stuff to Mariano Duncan.
Scott: Mariano Duncan?