Scott: Swing and a miss, and gone is [Chase] Anderson. I wish.
LA: It is hash tag, right? I was gonna say pound.
Scott: I think they call that pound fail.
LA: I wish I knew how the review process worked in New York. Do they have to wake up the umpires and wait for them to take a shower?
Scott: How’s your day going otherwise, Larry?
LA: Little do the Cubs know what they’re in for.
LA: This defense is a world ahead of the spider plants we had last year.
Scott: And that’s “Tuesdays With Larry.” Now go get your ice cream in a tiny plastic helmet.
LA: Don’t forget the bubba!
JJ: Johnnie Walker is a good friend of Larry’s. Well, maybe at night. In the morning, …
Scott: Maybe that’s why these replay reviews take so long.
LA: I’m fine with it.
Scott: Tubes, what did you do with Larry Andersen!
Scott: You might still have a dot matrix printer.
LA: I might. I don’t know what that is.
LA: It’s something to do with a capacitor.
Scott: A flux capacitor?
LA: Right, that one.
Scott: Watch out, here comes a fly-under [at Nationals Park]. Helicopter buzzing around.
LA: Lift your feet!
LA: If I knew it was 80s night, I would have done my perm.
Scott: Sorry, what?
Scott: You guys are always advocating violence.
LA: Ya know, if we get up early enough tomorrow [in Toronto] we can go up the CNN Tower.
Scott: It’s CN Tower, not CNN Tower.
LA: When did they change it?
Scott: That one N fell off the top.
Scott: There’s fireworks going off over near your house, Larry.
LA: Ugh… Now what’s she doing?
LA: I never get on the umpires, just in case there is a mistake.
Scott: It may take us some time to describe these new Diamondbacks uniforms.
LA: It shouldn’t take too long. Just say, “Ugly!”
LA: Okay, now we can start the rally.
Scott: I’m just kicking myself for not rooting for that D-Backs fourth run in the first inning, so we could start the four-run rally.
Scott: The D-Backs scored three in the first.
LA: But after that, the Phillies are winning 1-0!
Scott: It doesn’t work like that, Larry.
LA: What’s all the racket?
Scott: Phan-a-Vision said, “Make noise!”
Scott: The Twins have been a major disappointment
LA: I hope your kids aren’t listening. You said twins.
Scott: They’re asleep at this point, but there is some truth to that statement.