LA: Tough day so far for home plate umpire Mark Ripperger. He’s on pace to miss about 72 pitches this game.
LA: I’m just a hard-workin’ fool.
Scott: You’re not a late-night guy.
LA: I’m not much of a morning person either.
Scott: How did you get up so early for that interview this morning?
LA: Lots of deodorant.
Scott: Walked right by the shower without stopping! I thought I smelled something. I thought the Phanatic walked in!