Sep 242015

LA: A man lay dead in a pool full of red with a stick beside his head. What happened?
Scott: I don’t know. There’s a baseball game going on right now.
LA: He ate a poisoned popsicle. Get it?

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Sep 242015

Scott: Maybe you should come out of retirement. The Phillies could use bullpen help.
LA: I know I could throw strikes. But I don’t know if they’ll change the rules to allow me to use an L-screen.

 Posted by at 2:00 am