Aug 012015
 

Scott: Odubel hit one into the second deck, over the Budweiser sign. Larry, this Bud’s for you.
LA: Thank you! Where? I’m sure with all the alumni here [for alumni weekend], there’s not a whole lot left for me.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Aug 042015
 

Scott: What will you come dressed as for Star Wars night?
LA: Yoda. Cuz I’m the smart one.
Scott: I was thinking the old one, but sure, that’ll work.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Aug 052015
 

JJ: We’ve been joined here in the booth by a rather large moth.
LA: Holy cow!
JJ: No, it’s not a cow.
LA: It’s the size of a cow!

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Aug 052015
 

JJ: Bob McClure has a few words for Alan Porter from the dugout.
LA: If he wants to come up here, I’ll give ‘im a couple words.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Aug 132015
 

LA: If you have kids, just put Chase Anderson on to help them go to sleep at night. Snail’s pace.
Scott: I’m gonna try that!

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Aug 132015
 

LA: It takes them five minutes to decide whether than challenge, then five more minutes to see the replays. I hate this.
Scott: How can they improve it?
LA: Do away with it. Go back to “let’s play baseball.” Seemed to work okay for 120 years.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Aug 132015
 

LA: Both teams have two 1-2-3 innings.
Scott: What?
LA: Each team has two 1-2-3 innings.
Scott: The D-Backs have three of them.
LA: Oh.
The Phillies have one.
LA: Didn’t see that leadoff single in the fourth. Nevermind!
Scott: Heck of a story, Larry. Tell it again sometime.

 Posted by at 6:00 am
Aug 182015
 

Scott: Welcome back, partner!
LA: How was your vacation? Oh wait–
Scott: It was you who went on vacation.
LA: It was good.
Scott: I didn’t ask!

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Aug 182015
 

Scott: What’s it gonna take to win this game?
LA: They’ve got to slow down this Blue Jays offense. Don’t ask me how.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Aug 242015
 

Scott: After his two home runs tonight, I think the Phillies wish Wilmer Flores was traded when the Mets had the chance.
LA: I think they just want him to cry again.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Aug 312015
 

Scott: It’s a “Military Monday” and the Mets are wearing their desert brown camo uniforms, including Bartolo Colon.
LA: Stunning look for him!
Scott: Hard to achieve.
LA: Looks like the mess tent!

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