Jul 022015
 

Scott: The sound we hear in our headsets sounds like one of those, “Press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanish.”
LA: Chooch hits 8. That’s for Panamanian.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
Jul 042015
 

LA: The Braves always try to keep their uniform numbers under 60. What’s wrong with the 60s?
Scott: Somebody had a bad trip.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Jul 062015
 

Scott: This game is moving at the speed of a 100-story skyscraper.
LA: I spent the last two days watching paint dry at home. Now I gotta do it here.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 192015
 

LA: I’m interested in seeing what happens if something happens. I’m not interested in seeing what happens if nothing happens.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Jul 222015
 

LA: There’s been some times when I wasn’t sure who I was.
Scott: But you found yourself!
LA: I crawled right up on out of that gutter.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 222015
 

Scott: Look at the size of this fly. It’s like a small bird!
LA: It probably has a nest.
Scott: It would hate to be in the booth in Chicago. All those spiders.
LA: It wouldn’t fit in that booth!

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Jul 242015
 

Scott: He gets hit right on the knee. Ouch!
LA: That hurts just looking at it. I’m gonna go home and ice my knee.
Scott: Whatever you do, I know it’ll have ice involved.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 242015
 

LA: Do we “go” to the top of the fifth, or do we just stay for the top of the fifth?

Scott: Were you expecting some kind of response from me?
LA: It’s just a thought. A shallow thought. Most everything that comes out of my mouth is shallow, so everything could be a shallow thought.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Jul 242015
 

LA: What’s that thing called that T-Mac plays? A slide? Slide thing? Electric slide?
Scott: Slide kazoo?
LA: Maybe just a slide.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
Jul 282015
 

LA: After the trade to Washington, Papelbon’s already got a Natitude.
Scott: Some would say he’s had a Natitude for a while.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Jul 312015
 

Ben: I’ll get my wife a glass of wine when I get home.
LA: Oh, you call it wine now?
JJ: On, that note, we’ll wrap this up!

 Posted by at 1:00 am