Scott: Instead of flying to Pittsburgh tomorrow, why don’t we just take a boat from here [in Cincinnati]? Do we have to go up the river or float down?
Scott: Larry, let’s start an app. Uber for boats!
LA: Shhhhh, don’t tell everybody! What will we call it?
LA: Not “you”-boat, “oo”-boat.
Scott: Do you think Greg Murph’s sweating down there? I don’t want to sit next to him on the boat.
Scott: That pitch is outside, and so are the birds.
Scott: What would your walk-up song be?
LA: “Lovely Day” by Bill Withers.
Scott: “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
LA: “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.”
LA: I like music, but I just don’t know it very well.