Jun 062015
 

Scott: Larry, is this one of those moments when Carlos Ruiz and Severino Gonzalez are gonna speak Panamanian to each other?

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jun 102015
 

Scott: Instead of flying to Pittsburgh tomorrow, why don’t we just take a boat from here [in Cincinnati]? Do we have to go up the river or float down?

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jun 102015
 

Scott: Larry, let’s start an app. Uber for boats!
LA: Shhhhh, don’t tell everybody! What will we call it?
Scott: Uboat.
LA: Not “you”-boat, “oo”-boat.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Jun 102015
 

Scott: What would your walk-up song be?
LA: “Lovely Day” by Bill Withers.
Scott: “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
LA: “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.”

 Posted by at 5:00 am
Jun 112015
 

LA: How about a drive? And I don’t mean drive to Pittsburgh.
Scott: You mean a long drive for the baseball?
LA: He needs to sock a homer.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jun 192015
 

Scott: The Cardinals are in town, and there’s a squirrel climbing the net behind the backstop.
LA: It’s 60s retro night. Bullwinkle must be runnin’ around here somewhere.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jun 192015
 

Ben: That squirrel jumping from the tightrope to the dugout was a leap of faith if I’ve ever seen one.
Scott: We’ve had some fans who have wanted to leap, as of late.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Jun 192015
 

Ben: When Pablo Sandoval was in the bathroom, he realized all the crosswords were done–
LA: And the Sudoku was done. So he had to go to the Instagram. Whatever that is.
Scott: Well I think the 2-down was still available.

 Posted by at 8:00 am
Jun 232015
 

LA: And it’s easy to play, Scott, even if you don’t have power.
Scott: You can get an entry coupon from the Daily News and fill it out by candlelight!

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jun 282015
 

Scott: Do you think people can just walk up to the box office right now, and like, purchase a ticket for this game, the second game of the doubleheader?
LA: Why, are you thinking about going to the game?

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jun 292015
 

LA: So instead of one shot at getting a run, now the Phillies have two shots.
Scott: You’re always up for two shots, aren’t ya?

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jun 292015
 

LA: Not that anyone would ask me, but I couldn’t manage today.
Scott: Why not?
LA: By the time nine innings were over, I wouldn’t have nine players left to play. If you [Hernan Perez] haven’t ever hit a home run, you probably don’t know what one feels like, so you better be running out of the box.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Jun 302015
 

LA: I would love to see Bob Gibson face Carlos Gomez. Probably only face him once before he went on the DL. I can do without the antics.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jun 302015
 

Scott: Congratulations to Cody Asche, who turns 25 today.
LA: 25? Phew. Don’t know if I’ve ever been there.
Scott: You’ve pretty much been 16 all your life.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Jun 302015
 

LA: Clear skies now.
Scott: I don’t think anything in here is real wood, so I’ll knock on your skull.
LA: That’ll work!

 Posted by at 4:00 am