May 042015

LA: If you’re fast, why don’t you run fast if you’re fast?
Scott: I don’t know. I’m not fast.
LA: Well if you run medium, don’t you run medium?
Scott: Generally.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 042015

Scott: It’s the big Seis de Mayo [Larry's birthday] in two days. I searched all day today for your gift.
LA: And found nothing.
Scott: Pretty much. What do you get the friend who has everything?
LA: Like you suggested earlier, how about a round of golf “without you”?

 Posted by at 3:00 am
May 042015

Scott: May the Fourth be with you.
LA: Oh no you didn’t.
Scott: Everybody’s saying that!
LA: Really?
Scott: Yes! Didn’t you read the game notes? There’s a few references in there.
LA: I try not too.

 Posted by at 4:00 am