May 022015
 

LA: “Who are the breast– best four living Phillies? Vote for yours today‚Ķ”
Scott: A note to the Phillies marketing department: leave out the word “best” from all advertising read by Larry.

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May 042015
 

LA: If you’re fast, why don’t you run fast if you’re fast?
Scott: I don’t know. I’m not fast.
LA: Well if you run medium, don’t you run medium?
Scott: Generally.

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May 042015
 

Scott: It’s the big Seis de Mayo [Larry's birthday] in two days. I searched all day today for your gift.
LA: And found nothing.
Scott: Pretty much. What do you get the friend who has everything?
LA: Like you suggested earlier, how about a round of golf “without you”?

 Posted by at 3:00 am
May 042015
 

Scott: May the Fourth be with you.
LA: Oh no you didn’t.
Scott: Everybody’s saying that!
LA: Really?
Scott: Yes! Didn’t you read the game notes? There’s a few references in there.
LA: I try not too.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
May 062015
 

Scott: I know you’ve never been a working stiff, but after 5pm on a Friday, most people consider that the start of the weekend.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 062015
 

Scott: A long time ago today, a great baseball legend was born.
LA: Thank you!
Scott: Actually, I was referring to the 100th anniversary of Babe Ruth’s first career home run.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
May 062015
 

Scott: Don’t jump at your age, Larry, you never know what you might pull.
LA: Pretty much a whole laundry list of things I shouldn’t do at my age.

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May 122015
 

Scott: Last year, Burnett led the league in walks, runs, earned runs, and highest E.R.A.
LA: Other than that, though, he threw the ball real well.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 122015
 

JJ: What’s harder for you to say, “best friend” or “playbook”?
LA: Playbook.
JJ: “Best friend” will get you into more trouble.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
May 132015
 

Scott: Hamels is letting his hair grow out from under his ballcap.
LA: How does he do that?
Scott: Well, for some people, you just don’t cut it.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 142015
 

LA: I got my cord tied around my arm rest and I don’t know how to get it off!
Scott: I don’t know how you can even get out of bed some days.
LA: Some days, I don’t know why I even get out of bed!

 Posted by at 4:00 am
May 212015
 

LA: The way De La Rosa is pitching, it’s like he’s not even in this game.
Scott: The way he’s pitching, his teammates don’t want to be in this game, either!
LA: Not even we wanna be in this game!

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 222015
 

Scott: The Nationals were lucky to arrive at Dulles Airport early, thanks to a pretty strong tailwind.
LA: 90 mile an hours.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
May 272015
 

Scott: You still carry that portable DVD player in your backpack everywhere you go?
Ben: Yeah, it even has a remote!
Scott: When we get back on the plane, I’m gonna show you a thing called the iPad.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 312015
 

Scott: We’ll be at the banquet, sitting at a table somewhere.
LA: Are you gonna bring Gus?
Scott: No.
LA: Who am I gonna talk to? On my wavelength?
Scott: That’s none of my concern.

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