Apr 222015

LA: I can’t believe they muted my mic.
Scott: Why did they mute your mic?
LA: I don’t know, but it was right before I called Asche’s home run.

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Apr 222015

JJ: How did you celebrate Earth Day today?
LA: I looked at the trash in the street in front of me.
JJ: You looked at it. You didn’t pick it up?
LA: I thought about it.
JJ: That’s progress!

 Posted by at 5:00 am
Apr 222015

Scott: I bought a toy helicopter for Gus’s birthday today, which he thought was really cool, until Uncle Larry showed up and blew everybody out of the water.

 Posted by at 6:00 am