LA: And it’s easy to play, Scott, even with your hands full.
LA: Chances don’t mean anything. They’re just chances. I had a chance to win the lottery.
Scott: How did that work out for ya?
LA: Not so well.
Scott: I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but if things don’t change, they’re gonna break some records.
Scott: William Howard Taft won the presidents’ race tonight. He already has two wins in the early going.
LA: He’s hot.
Scott: Larry, what hurts more, that home run or watching that guy drink a beer right in front of you?
LA: The second one.