Apr 172015

LA: Chances don’t mean anything. They’re just chances. I had a chance to win the lottery.
Scott: How did that work out for ya?
LA: Not so well.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Apr 172015

Scott: William Howard Taft won the presidents’ race tonight. He already has two wins in the early going.
LA: He’s hot.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
Apr 172015

Scott: Larry, what hurts more, that home run or watching that guy drink a beer right in front of you?
LA: The second one.

 Posted by at 5:00 am