Scott: Aaron Harang tied for second last year in Larry’s favorite stat — the quality start.
Scott: The cotton candy man is back [at Steinbrenner Field], and that means I didn’t see that pitch.
LA: Ya know, I figured it out. With my somewhat-disdain of present-day umpires, I just realize that it’s like me in golf. I’m just bad, so why get mad? This group of umpires, as a collective whole, are not good. They’re not gonna get good, so just live with it.
Scott: Did you have your spinach shake today?
Scott: I wonder if our fans would care to place any odds on whether or not this new rationale of yours for umpires holds during the regular season.
LA: Well they got pools for NCAA, so I think they should have one for me.
Scott: Instead of March Madness, we’ll call it March Badness.