Scott: After three games off, it took all of three pitches to restore Larry’s bitterness.
LA: And it’s easy to play, Scott, even if you are a little bitter!
LA: The “Natitude” works here in the ballpark, but you don’t see much Nats apparel elsewhere.
Scott: How do you know? Have you been trolling for Nats gear? Being the intrepid reporter that you are?
LA: I just like to keep people informed.
Scott: That game on the scoreboard says “IR” as opposed to the “UR” for the previous game that was suspended. What do you suppose “IR” means?
Scott: Get out your remote! Maybe interesting rain!
LA: Maybe “UR” is under rain.
Scott: Interrupted by rain.
LA: Uninterrupted rain? Infinite rain?
LA: Howard put a little extra coal in that engine and motored down to first to beat it out.