Sep 052014
 

LA: The “Natitude” works here in the ballpark, but you don’t see much Nats apparel elsewhere.
Scott: How do you know? Have you been trolling for Nats gear? Being the intrepid reporter that you are?
LA: I just like to keep people informed.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Sep 052014
 

Scott: That game on the scoreboard says “IR” as opposed to the “UR” for the previous game that was suspended. What do you suppose “IR” means?
LA: Infrared.
Scott: Get out your remote! Maybe interesting rain!
LA: Maybe “UR” is under rain.
Scott: Interrupted by rain.

LA: Uninterrupted rain? Infinite rain?

 Posted by at 4:00 am
Sep 092014
 

Scott: He’s listed as day-to-day, but everybody is pretty much day-to-day at this time of year.
LA: Especially in this booth.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Sep 092014
 

Scott: Vance Worley will be facing the Phils tomorrow night–
LA: Vanimal!
Scott: Versus Jerome Williams — Jerominal!

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Sep 092014
 

Scott: Did you ever get tossed from a game, as a coach?
LA: No.
Scott: As a player?
LA: Yeah. For throwing at a guy.
Scott: Hard to believe you would be that way. You’re so mild-mannered.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Sep 092014
 

LA: Somebody take these stats down to [Pirates pitcher] Justin Wilson that show Freddie Galvis hasn’t even attempted a steal this year! Stop throwing over!
Scott: Phanatic is laying down there, banging his head on the dugout.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
Sep 102014
 

LA: I walked (my dog) Lizzy for 20 minutes today. My limit is usually 10, but I gutted it out.
Scott: We all appreciate your intestinal fortitude.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Sep 112014
 

Scott: Who was calling for thunderstorms?
LA: Channel 101.
Scott: What’s channel 101?
LA: I don’t know, but they have weather.

 Posted by at 3:00 am