Aug 112014
 

Scott: It’s a fastball, and Buchanan drills him right in the back.
LA: I don’t think he meant to do that.
Scott: You can tell that from all the way up here?
LA: I can read his mind.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Aug 112014
 

Scott: Is that your kid? Couldn’t be more than five years old, and he’s yelling, “Ump, you —!” If they’re getting on the umpires that early, they must be from your lineage.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Aug 112014
 

LA: When you get umpires involved, there’s a lot of things that can go wrong. Just get a random person to look at the replay and make the call.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
Aug 132014
 

Scott: I don’t know what you did to Mike Trout in that pre-game interview yesterday, but it worked!
LA: I got him nervous.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Aug 132014
 

Scott: Huston Street’s family wanted his name to be representative of the state he was born in, but they didn’t want people to think he was from Houston, so they dropped the “O.”
LA: What state is named “Street”?

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Aug 182014
 

LA: Fernando Rodney is one of the few pitchers in the Major Leagues whose hat didn’t come with instructions.
Scott: He wears it slightly askew.
LA: Slightly?!
Scott: He gets a lot of style points.
LA: He doesn’t want people to know where he’s lookin’.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Aug 232014
 

LA: The longer this game lasts, the less we’ll have to sleep tonight.
Scott: I’m confused. I was talking about positive things.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
Aug 232014
 

LA: The difference between this extra-inning game and all the other ones we’ve played this year is that I was never using this pen.

 Posted by at 5:00 am
Aug 252014
 

LA: I was just looking at the scoreboard and I thought it said “paper strikeout.” It actually said “plate appearances per strikeout — PA per strikeout.”

 Posted by at 1:00 am