LA: It’s easy to play [the home run payoff inning], even if you’re wearing a women’s watermelon blouse.
Scott: Ben Revere is hitting for Bob Gambler in the home run payoff inning.
LA: He’s better off in a casino.
LA: Wow, how many runs has Marlon Byrd saved in right field this year, compared to last year?
Scott: I don’t think you can calculate it.
Scott: What was the longest Phillies game last season?
LA: Seven hours.
Scott: You’re not being very helpful.
LA: Wanna hear it?
Scott: No. I stopped talking to you hours ago.
Scott: Jacob de Grom is about 165 pounds, and most of it is hair.
LA: I can relate.