LA: Dee Gordon should have a bug shield, cuz the way he runs so fast the bugs get in his eyes.
LA: It’s easy to play the Home Run Payoff Inning, even if your iPad doesn’t work.
LA: Arruebarrena. It’s just not easy to say.
LA: It’s always good to hit a home run on your birthday.
Scott: Did you ever do that?
LA: No, I didn’t believe in it at the time.
Scott: Something you subscribed to later in life.