Apr 222014
 

Scott: I didn’t realize how bad your day was.
LA: Well first, I shared my coffee with the lobby floor, then I forgot my phone, and then I shared my sandwich with the parking lot.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Apr 222014
 

LA: I had to use a normal phone at the ballpark.
Scott: Could you get a text out with that thing?
LA: I tried, but it was all numbers.
Scott: Just kept dialing more people.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Apr 222014
 

LA: That’s funny — the scoreboard just said Ben Revere had a 14-hit game last year.
Scott: I think it said one 4-hit game.

 Posted by at 3:00 am