LA: Would they just stop cramming my head with these stupid stats and stuff!
Scott: The platinum glove award is a combination of fan vote and SABR’s defensive metric calculation.
LA: Alright, that’s enough.
JJ: And Byrd down at second doesn’t “dog” it– ah I backed myself in a corner. Was half-way through the sentence and had nowhere to go!
JJ: I was gonna come into this inning announcing players’ WAR instead of average.
LA: Oh no.
Scott: A.J. Burnett has an inguinal hernia.
Scott: An inguinal hernia.
LA: I thought you asked if I wanted linguine!