Apr 022014
 

LA: So who is the Phillies’ emergency catcher right now?
Scott: You are! They figure a foul tip or two can’t do any more damage.
LA: I’ve been hit in the squash a few times.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Apr 092014
 

LA: You’re the scientist right?
Scott: Yeah. I created WAR.
LA: Huh?
Scott: That’s “wins above replacement,” not the art of fighting.
LA: Huh?

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Apr 142014
 

Scott: The platinum glove award is a combination of fan vote and SABR’s defensive metric calculation.
LA: Alright, that’s enough.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Apr 142014
 

JJ: And Byrd down at second doesn’t “dog” it– ah I backed myself in a corner. Was half-way through the sentence and had nowhere to go!

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Apr 142014
 

Scott: A.J. Burnett has an inguinal hernia.
LA: Huh?
Scott: An inguinal hernia.
LA: I thought you asked if I wanted linguine!

 Posted by at 5:00 am
Apr 202014
 

Scott: That thrown bat went well into the outfield.
LA: Cuz of the light air, I guess.
Scott: Bats carry well in Denver.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Apr 222014
 

Scott: I didn’t realize how bad your day was.
LA: Well first, I shared my coffee with the lobby floor, then I forgot my phone, and then I shared my sandwich with the parking lot.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Apr 222014
 

LA: I had to use a normal phone at the ballpark.
Scott: Could you get a text out with that thing?
LA: I tried, but it was all numbers.
Scott: Just kept dialing more people.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Apr 222014
 

LA: That’s funny — the scoreboard just said Ben Revere had a 14-hit game last year.
Scott: I think it said one 4-hit game.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Apr 272014
 

Scott: How are those seventh-inning nachos?
LA: Thoughts of Sarge just popped into my head.
Scott: How? “Don’t talk with your mouth open?”

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Apr 272014
 

Scott: It’s a foul ball back and almost right at us.
LA: I have no doubt that you would have caught it.
Scott: I have no doubt that I would have gotten out of the way.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Apr 292014
 

Scott: In order to get May flowers from the April showers, you need to plant them.
LA: Oh, so that’s how that works. Well April showers will bring me more weeds.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
Apr 292014
 

Scott: Did you get your gardening done on your day off yesterday?
LA: I didn’t get much of anything done. Didn’t even get outside.
Scott: Did you get out of the bedroom at least?
LA: Yes, had to get the pizza from the delivery man.

 Posted by at 5:00 am