Mar 312014

Scott: Revere scores and it’s tied at seven. Seven hits for both teams and it’s only the fourth inning.
LA: Whew!
Scott: You’re gonna need a Seven-and-Seven soon!

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Mar 312014

Scott: Ryan Howard is 2-for-2 with a walk, which, by your math, gives him a three-thousand on-base percentage.
LA: Yup. And he’s batting two thousand.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Mar 312014

Scott: That’s ball four and the bases are loaded.
LA: If we don’t get out of this inning soon, I’m gonna get loaded too.

 Posted by at 3:00 am