LA: Are you getting on the umpires already? It’s only the fifth game!
LA: With umpires these days, it’s just bungled play after bungled call, after bungled play after bungled call.
Scott: The Phanatic is here for every home game this spring, for the first time ever.
LA: He’s gonna smell real good when it’s over.
LA: So what does an MRI do? Tell you if something’s broke?
Scott: No, it tells you whether you have twins or not.
Scott: I just noticed a nest of spiders here in the booth.
LA: Do you have arachnophobia?
Scott: No, but it’s a web of webs getting me ready to go to Wrigley.
Scott: There’s been a lot of balls hit hard but right at fielders.
LA: That’s why they’re there.
LA: Where were those calls last inning with [Phillies pitcher] Holland on the mound!!??… Sorry, that just came out. Thought I was in the stands for a minute.