Jul 022013
 

Uncle Cholly: Ya know, when I was managing in Cleveland and we played here at PNC Park in interleague play, we didn’t win here neither.

 Posted by at 12:00 am
Jul 022013
 

Scott: No Phillies player, Larry, has ever hit one into the Allegheny River. It’s been done 34 times by a total of 23 different players.
LA: I assume that’s the Allegheny out there behind right field?
Scott: Yeah.

 Posted by at 2:50 am
Jul 022013
 

Scott: What do you have over there? A tick?
LA: I don’t know. I guess. Looks like a tick, doesn’t it?
Scott: It does look like a tick. Where’d you find that?
LA: On my neck.
Scott: Not a good place for it. Was it on your neck cuz it couldn’t find your hair?
LA: Yeah! Tryin’ to climb– couldn’t find it!

 Posted by at 2:55 am
Jul 022013
 

Scott: I’m not trying to put words in your mouth. I’m just trying to give you options.
LA: I need words in my mouth, cuz some of the words that come out of my mouth I shouldn’t be sayin’.
Scott: They shouldn’t be uttered.

 Posted by at 10:00 am
Jul 032013
 

Scott: They’ll be having fireworks here tomorrow night.
LA: I thought they might be having fireworks tonight, with all the security around here. There’s a barge with police out in the river.
Scott: They’re closing off all your escape routes, Larry!

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 042013
 

Scott: Hey Larry, you wanna take a look at my laptop and tell me why the WiFi doesn’t work?
LA: Well ya gotta plug it in!
Scott: That’s the whole point, it’s wireless.
LA: Battery dead?
Scott: Yeah, get your computer. We’ll jump-start it!

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 112013
 

Scott: You almost called Phillies Hall of Fame the Willies Hall of Fame, didn’t you?
LA: Yup… LA’s Wall of Shame.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 112013
 

Scott: You might be a glass or two in by the time JJ gets to postgame show. Who knows, you might already be a glass or two in!

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Jul 202013
 

LA: Let’s look at Cole Hamels’s splits for day and night games. Let’s go to the cloud.
Scott: I don’t have those splits. Guess we have to go to a different cloud.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 242013
 

Scott: It is what it is.
LA: Whatever that means.
Scott: What? That’s what it is.
LA: Isn’t it?
Scott: I think it is.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 242013
 

Scott: It’s that point in the game when you look over to the TV both, and T-Mac looks back at you and says, “It’s not going well.”

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Jul 262013
 

LA: I was gonna sing “Take Me Out To the Ballgame” but I’m already here. It should be “Take Me Home From the Ballgame.”

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 312013
 

Scott: Phanatic is right below us sharing his popcorn.
LA: He’s sharing it with his friends next to him, as well as everyone below him.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Jul 312013
 

Scott: Like you said last night, he didn’t go get that ball, because he didn’t want that ball. You know that from experience.

 Posted by at 2:00 am