Jun 182013

LA: I’ve been having trouble multi-tasking lately.
Scott: Like for most of your life?
LA: Only the last fifty or so years.

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Jun 182013

Scott: I have good news and bad news.
LA: Hold on. Let me take a positive pill.
Scott: Bad news is we have to face Matt Harvey on Sunday.
LA: Good news?
Scott: We don’t have to face him until Sunday.

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