Scott: It’s okay if you’re gonna argue about that ball, but perhaps not quite so demonstratively, because it’s not that bad of a pitch.
Scott: Maybe the umpires are conspiring to make your birthday miserable.
LA: All they had to do was show up.
Scott: Now you know how I feel whenever you walk through the door.
Scott: Larry is obviously upset at [home plate umpire] Alfonzo Marquez.
LA: Everybody’s upset.
Scott: Hey, it’s your birthday. You can cry if you want to!
LA: You can’t fit everything in a kayak.
Scott: In addition to Larry, it’s also Willie Mays’s birthday today. I told the others that today is the birthday of the greatest living ballplayer of all time. They said, “Yeah, his statue is in front of the stadium!” I said, “Larry has a statue?”
LA: His body was moving really fast. His legs, not so fast.
Scott: I like how you planned to come to the west coast the night before your birthday, so that you can have three more hours of 59-years-and-holding. What would you call those three hours?
LA: In limbo.
LA: Sandoval has never been shy about swinging the bat.
Scott: Does anybody really have control over the Phanatic?
Scott: The seagulls are back.