May 022013
 

Scott: It’s a beautiful day for baseball in Philly. Not a cloud in sight.
LA: I have a little cloud right here in my iPad.
Scott: Fine, maybe one cloud.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 022013
 

LA: Come out to see the Phillies play the Phillies play the Reds on May 2nd and get a fee– flee– free Phillies floppy hat… You get free fleas with your floppy hat!

 Posted by at 2:00 am
May 022013
 

LA: That tweet stuff…
Scott: You should get a Twitter account just to show what shirt you wear on a daily basis.
LA: I’m not gonna Tweet myself. I know what I’m wearin’ and I’m fine with just me knowin’ that. It’s like, “I’m going to the store and then I’m going home to do laundry.” Who cares?!

 Posted by at 4:00 am
May 032013
 

LA: Keep it up and I won’t let you in on my new on– entreper– entrepreneurial endeavor.
Scott: Dare I ask?
LA: A “Please Smell Museum” for dogs.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
May 062013
 

Scott: It’s okay if you’re gonna argue about that ball, but perhaps not quite so demonstratively, because it’s not that bad of a pitch.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 062013
 

Scott: Maybe the umpires are conspiring to make your birthday miserable.
LA: All they had to do was show up.
Scott: Now you know how I feel whenever you walk through the door.

 Posted by at 1:22 am
May 062013
 

Scott: Larry is obviously upset at [home plate umpire] Alfonzo Marquez.
LA: Everybody’s upset.
Scott: Hey, it’s your birthday. You can cry if you want to!

 Posted by at 1:36 am
May 062013
 

Scott: In addition to Larry, it’s also Willie Mays’s birthday today. I told the others that today is the birthday of the greatest living ballplayer of all time. They said, “Yeah, his statue is in front of the stadium!” I said, “Larry has a statue?”

 Posted by at 1:41 am
May 062013
 

Scott: I like how you planned to come to the west coast the night before your birthday, so that you can have three more hours of 59-years-and-holding. What would you call those three hours?
LA: In limbo.

 Posted by at 1:48 am
May 072013
 

Uncle Cholly: I had Kratzy running on the pitch in the ninth with Galvis batting. Ya know what, Wheels? Columbus took chances and that’s how I look at it, and things like that.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
May 072013
 

Scott: Did you have a good birthday yesterday?
LA: It’s still my birthday. I was born at 2:40am east coast time, so really my birthday lasts 48 hours when we travel west.
Scott: Whatever. You’re still 60.

 Posted by at 1:12 am
May 082013
 

LA: Delmon Young is almost in McCovey Cove, playing so deep in right.
Scott: He’s on [television PR man Gregg] Murph’s kayak.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
May 092013
 

LA: On my notes sheet, I wrote that Martin Prado is 15-for-15 with 2 homers against Hamels.
Scott: It’s actually 15-for-50, but a solid effort on your part.
LA: I almost got it right.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
May 142013
 

LA: Mike Everett is really good at calling strikes that are right down the middle. Other than that, he’s not very good.

 Posted by at 1:15 am
May 202013
 

Scott: At this point, we’re without a monitor here in the booth, so we’ll let Larry be the arbiter for balls and strikes.
LA: Oh yeah! That’s a ball.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
May 202013
 

LA: Sanabia got yammed and broke his bat. The bat-boy should consider bringing him a new thumb.
Scott: They have those right on the rack. Helmets, bats… and thumbs.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
May 202013
 

Scott: Sanabia’s bat goes flying into the seats! Fortunately, nobody’s there.
LA: Hitting a fan here would be like hitting the lottery.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
May 212013
 

LA: You say “balow,” I say “bellow”… “Below!” I don’t even know what I say.
Scott: Most days, neither do we.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
May 222013
 

Scott: You do realize, right, that the rule book is designed so you can’t understand it.
LA: Just me?
Scott: All those fine details, the little words.
LA: I’m okay with the little words. It’s when they put ‘em with the big words is when I get confused.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
May 222013
 

Scott: It’s not like you ever sit at your desk.
LA: I actually was. I was doing some BLP: Big League Preparation.
Scott: That’s strange.

 Posted by at 4:00 am
May 292013
 

LA: He tried to elude the fleet Frandsen.
Scott: That’s some aggressive alliteration there.
LA: I don’t know what it means, but it’s funny.

 Posted by at 1:00 am