Apr 242013

LA: I figured out what I wanna be. An aeronautical imagineer.
Scott: Is there a big market for that?
LA: No. It’s really just dreaming about flying.
Scott: Maybe that’s why you get along so well with my three-year-old.

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Apr 242013

Scott: On Saturday, the Phillies face the oft-injured Shaun Marcum. He just can’t stay healthy!
LA: Probably why you called him oft-injured.

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