Mar 292013

LA: I was trying to match Sarge’s key when singing Happy Birthday.
Scott: What was that key?
LA: I’m not allowed to tell.
Scott: As long as Sarge doesn’t have his car keys.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Mar 292013

Scott: What are you doing?
LA: I hooked my headphone wires up to the bulletin board.
Scott: Folks, Larry’s headphone wires are literally hooked onto the bulletin board with about five tacks. He’s going to get whiplash if he makes any sudden movements, because he’ll be completely tangled in cords.

 Posted by at 3:00 am