Mar 032013
 

LA: Eric Kratz makes a perfect throw to Darin Ruf. Only problem is that Darin Ruf’s in left field, and not at third base.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Mar 032013
 

Scott: You’re not gonna do the digital scorebook this year?
LA: Well, I could either do the digital scorebook, or talk throughout the game.
Scott: How about you do the digital scorebook.

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Mar 102013
 

Scott: Andy Fletcher is the home plate umpire today. He’ll be yelled at later by LA.
LA: How do you know it’s gonna be later?
Scott: Anytime after I mentioned it.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Mar 102013
 

LA: Howard losing a step is like me losing a strand of hair. Is it “strand”?
Scott: For you, I think it’s more like clumps.
LA: I’ve been shedding since I was 28!

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Mar 132013
 

LA: I’ve proven that more is not always better.
Scott: How so?
LA: One ream is better than two.
Scott: Yes, we have some short chairs in this booth.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Mar 172013
 

Scott: So Larry, you’ll be co-hosting a show with John Brazier.
LA: I don’t know if I’d call it a show.
Scott: Then what would you call it?
LA: I’d preface it with something before “show.”

 Posted by at 2:00 am
Mar 172013
 

LA: I’m not really excited to be co-hosting a show with Brazier. It’s the whole guilt-by-association thing.
Scott: Now you know what I’ve been dealing with this whole time.

 Posted by at 3:00 am
Mar 232013
 

LA: Just think, in seven months you’ll be able to choose your own friends.
Scott: I’m just hoping to get through the spring.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Mar 292013
 

LA: I was trying to match Sarge’s key when singing Happy Birthday.
Scott: What was that key?
LA: I’m not allowed to tell.
Scott: As long as Sarge doesn’t have his car keys.

 Posted by at 1:00 am
Mar 292013
 

Scott: What are you doing?
LA: I hooked my headphone wires up to the bulletin board.
Scott: Folks, Larry’s headphone wires are literally hooked onto the bulletin board with about five tacks. He’s going to get whiplash if he makes any sudden movements, because he’ll be completely tangled in cords.

 Posted by at 3:00 am