LA: I remember most of last night.
Scott: Freddie Galvis sustained a double fracture last season.
LA: I had a double-bogey fracture on the golf course yesterday.
LA: It’s spring training for everyone.
Scott: Clearly you and your joke writers have plenty of work to do.
LA: This game is moving at a turtle’s pace.
LA: It’s all about accuracy, ya know, even in spring training.
Scott: Without looking, spell Alburquerque.
LA: A, L, B– am I close?
Editor’s note: This is in reference to the pitcher Al Alburquerque, who spells his name differently than the city Albuquerque, New Mexico.
LA: This is the first time we’ve made reference to going to the cloud this year.
LA: I don’t like to remember too much, Scott, because then people expect you to remember.