Jul 162012
 

Scott: I don’t remember seeing this umpiring crew this year.
LA: I remember Mike Winters.
Scott: Well, you’re the expert.
LA: I love ‘em all.

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Jul 162012
 

Scott: Larry, did you lose a flash drive?
LA: A flash– light?
Scott: A flash drive.
LA: I only use flashlights… If I knew what it was, I’d be able to answer that.

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Jul 162012
 

LA: There’s only one guy I know who’s as popular as Vin Scully is–
Scott: Who’s that?
LA: Wheels!… I just made that up.

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Jul 162012
 

LA: Charlie better get his arguin’ shoes on, cuz I don’t think this is gonna go well.

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Jul 162012
 

Scott: Just before the seventh-inning stretch, fans were headed for the exits.
LA: Standard practice here. Show up around the third, leave around the seventh.

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Jul 162012
 

Scott: What is it about the bun that you don’t like?
LA: [With mouth full] Why do you gotta ask right now?
Scott: Well if it’s so bad, why are you stuffing more into your mouth?

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Jul 162012
 

LA: I would have answered you, but Sarge says don’t talk with food in your mouth.

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Jul 162012
 

LA: It hasn’t been a good paper route for Pence tonight — three strikeouts.

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