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Jul 052012
 

LA: With the way Chooch hits, it’s tough to defense him.

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Jul 062012
 

LA: This doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but this field looks really good.
Scott: You’re right. It doesn’t have anything to do with anything. But the field looks very– greenish. I’m glad you pointed that out to our listeners.

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Jul 062012
 

LA: If you get picked off here, you might as well not go back to the dugout.

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Jul 152012
 

Scott: Halladay will be starting on Tuesday. It’s official.
LA: It’s HBA: Has been announced.

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Jul 162012
 

Scott: I don’t remember seeing this umpiring crew this year.
LA: I remember Mike Winters.
Scott: Well, you’re the expert.
LA: I love ‘em all.

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Jul 162012
 

Scott: Larry, did you lose a flash drive?
LA: A flash– light?
Scott: A flash drive.
LA: I only use flashlights… If I knew what it was, I’d be able to answer that.

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Jul 162012
 

LA: There’s only one guy I know who’s as popular as Vin Scully is–
Scott: Who’s that?
LA: Wheels!… I just made that up.

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Jul 162012
 

LA: Charlie better get his arguin’ shoes on, cuz I don’t think this is gonna go well.

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Jul 162012
 

Scott: Just before the seventh-inning stretch, fans were headed for the exits.
LA: Standard practice here. Show up around the third, leave around the seventh.

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Jul 162012
 

Scott: What is it about the bun that you don’t like?
LA: [With mouth full] Why do you gotta ask right now?
Scott: Well if it’s so bad, why are you stuffing more into your mouth?

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Jul 162012
 

LA: I would have answered you, but Sarge says don’t talk with food in your mouth.

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Jul 162012
 

LA: It hasn’t been a good paper route for Pence tonight — three strikeouts.

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Jul 172012
 

Scott: That wild pitch moves Howard up to second.
LA: Now it’ll only take two hits to score him. There’s still a little hitch in his giddy-up.
Scott: A rusty wheel.

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Jul 172012
 

Scott: You should paint a mural.
LA: I did. It’s in my rec room.
Scott: One color?
LA: Looks just like the wall.
Scott: What a lovely rendition of a wall.

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Jul 172012
 

LA: What’s a ute?
Scott: I think it’s a mule or something. What do you think?
LA: A teenager.

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Jul 172012
 

postgame:
LA: What did you think about Halladay in his return from the DL?

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Jul 202012
 

JJ: What inning was usually your bad inning?
LA: Usually the one when I was called in.

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Jul 232012
 

Scott: We have thousands of listeners. We can just say rumors on the radio.
LA: Hear about that Pujols deal?
Scott: No, Larry. Do tell!

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Jul 232012
 

LA: Carlos Gomez is a mustard-wearin’– he’s hitting .233 and acts like he’s in the Hall of Fame.

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Jul 232012
 

Scott: Victorino is taken out due to a contusion in his elbow.
LA: Sounds like a bruise to me. They gotta use all these medical terms.

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Jul 232012
 

Scott: Josh Johnson left the game with a skin irritation on his finger.
LA: That means a blister.

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Jul 232012
 

LA: Sarge was trying to be Stevie Wonder singing to the accordion.

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Jul 252012
 

Scott: Don’t let the facts get in the way of an erroneous stat.

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Jul 252012
 

LA: Bastardo has a tendency to bring the game to a screeching halt.

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Jul 272012
 

Scott: Do you think Chipper’s game-used glove is going to be worth more than this broadcaster’s game-used soda cup?
LA: Oh that thing’s filled up. It’s a treasure (tray-sure). It’s a treasure trove.

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Jul 272012
 

LA: What color would you call that infield grass? Bermuda neon?

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Jul 312012
 

LA: The TV monitor here in the booth is so big, it’s like having a theater in the bathroom.
Scott: You’d never leave! You hardly ever leave as it is.

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Jul 312012
 

Scott: And the count is full at 3 and 1.
LA: No it’s not!

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