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May 122012
 

Wheels: What makes Chooch a good hitter?
Cholly: He has a good load…

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May 122012
 

Scott: Polanco is two hits shy of 2000 for his career.
LA: I think he’ll get those, barring injury.
Scott: Crowded on that limb?

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May 122012
 

Scott: Mayberry slides in for a stand-up double. Of course, it can’t be a stand-up double if he slides in.
LA: Whoever that is out there. Forgot to change it.
Scott: We’re having a pretty good inning so far.

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May 122012
 

JJ: We know .200 is the Mendoza line, .100 is the interstate, what would below .100 be?
LA: Outerstate.

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May 122012
 

LA: I will never disseminate.
JJ: What exactly?
LA: I won’t do it. Whatever that means… One day, I might decide to do it, just to throw some people off.

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May 132012
 

LA: I know what I forgot today. My eye-black. It’s a bright day.

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May 132012
 

Scott: Is the sun higher today than it is normally?
LA: No, but the sky is.

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May 142012
 

Scott: Don’t sugar-coat it, Larry. Tell us how you feel once in a while.
LA: I’d be yelling if I did that.

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May 142012
 

Scott: Altuve was born on 5/6, but he only grew to be 5-5.

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May 152012
 

Scott: That ball wasn’t even hit hard.
LA: He got a-scared.

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May 152012
 

LA: With nary a raindrop.
Scott: Nary a raindrop. You got it, pal.

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May 152012
 

LA: You know fans all over the Internet are clamoring for a Marwin Gonzalez home-run ball.
Scott: Are they clamoring?

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May 152012
 

LA: How many times has Sarge told you not to talk with your mouth full?

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May 152012
 

LA: Grab the MLB At-Bat 2012 app for your iPhone, iPad, Sarge’s iDroid, Android…
Scott: I don’t think they want you to just start making stuff up.

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May 152012
 

Scott: [The Elias Sports Bureau] can find out anything, Larry… They can bring you food and tell you how many other Andersen’s are here.
LA: And with an “en.”

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May 162012
 

LA: It never seems to be comfortable [at Wrigley Field].

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May 162012
 

Scott: What is that?
LA: It’s my meal money. My lunch money! Found it in my jacket.
Scott: That’s one of those old thousand dollar bills.
LA: Expensive lunch around here.

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May 162012
 

LA: One area LaHair is struggling is pinch hitting. He’s 0-for-1.

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May 162012
 

Scott: I come to expect nothing less from you. A multitude of unwise choices

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May 202012
 

LA: It’s like, put a wrap on it, ya know. Not everybody needs to know your business.

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May 202012
 

Scott: My scorebook seems to be blowing from left to right.

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May 212012
 

LA: If that one’s low and the previous one was high, I don’t know where the strike zone is.
Scott: Maybe I’m attributing them to the wrong locations.
LA: No.
Scott: Thanks for having my back.

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May 212012
 

LA: It’s easy, easy, easy to play Scott.
Scott: Yes it is, is, is, Larry.

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May 232012
 

LA: I don’t know what I’m tryin’ to say.
Scott: Keep talkin’, Larry, you’re gonna get it eventually.
LA: Well that one was a struggle.

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May 252012
 

Scott: I imagine just going out for batting practice was enough to sap your energy.
LA: I didn’t have much to start with.
Scott: I think that goes without say.
LA: I was one of those built-for-comfort-not-for-speed guys.

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