LA: First time I batted, I went to the plate with my jacket. The umpires laughed. When I looked down, I went, “Aw, man.”
Scott: We’re getting a light bit of light rain falling now at the ballpark.
LA: It’s just a mist.
Scott: I’m not allowed to call that a light rain?
Scott: Then that guy’s not allowed to use his umbrella.
LA: It’s a moderate mist.
Scott: He’s got headphones on, too. He might be listening.
LA: Think he is? Hey you with the green and white umbrella, are you listenin’?!
Scott: I think he might be. He IS listening! Is it really raining? He says it is!