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Aug 182011
 

LA: He’s gonna throw a ball this game.
Scott: Somewhere along the way.
LA: It’s gonna happen. I think.

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Aug 182011
 

Scott: There’s the first ball. Way to jinx him, Larry.
LA: Is it my fault?
Scott: So many things, Larry, are your fault. We’re not gonna put this one at your doorstep.
LA: The more I’m lookin’ at it, the more I’m thinkin’ it is my fault.

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Aug 182011
 

Scott: Did you hear what Nijer Morgan said? “Since there’s nobody to really chase in our division, let’s go chase Philly.”
LA: He needs to put a button on it.

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Aug 182011
 

Scott: Mayberry now has 7 homers in 73 at-bats.
LA: That’s even better than the Phanatic.
Scott: You’re just saying that because he’s here.
LA: What a load.
Scott: He’s starting to break headsets, and everything else. Oh my goodness, I don’t think that table’s going to hold you.
Scott: Wow, he really doesn’t smell very good, does he? What was he doing in here?
LA: Well you are his favorite broadcaster, ya know?

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Aug 182011
 

JJ: You’re not feeling a home run for David Herndon here, in the home run payoff inning?
LA: I gotta be honest, I’m not thinkin’.
JJ: After taking a look at that swing, I think you’re right.
LA: As I said, I’m not thinking, which isn’t far from the truth. But I’m thinking not, also, about David Herndon.
JJ: Swing and a miss, and Larry Herndon is exactly right. Haha, how ’bout that — Larry Herndon.
LA: That swing was a lot like mine, wasn’t it?

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Aug 182011
 

JJ: You and I are thinking alike. Scary for you.
LA: I think it’s scarier for you.

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Aug 182011
 

Scott: What have you been doing for the last three hours [during the rain delay]?
LA: Drinking… coffee.
Scott: I didn’t expect a second word out of you. Thought you were just gonna stop there in the middle.

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Aug 182011
 

LA: I can’t write and listen at the same time.
Scott: Well, we all have our challenges in life, Larry.
LA: I have my share.
Scott: More than the average guy.

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Aug 182011
 

Scott: Nobody’s happier than Michael Stutes yesterday, seeing Michael Schwimer get called up to the big leagues. He no longer has to carry the pink backpack and long, feathered boa out to the bullpen.

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Aug 182011
 

LA: Looks like Stutes picked off two people down there. Chris Young and Jeff Nelson, the umpire. Not sure that Bill Welke got that call right, looking at the replay.
Scott: Or Jeff Nelson? You just called him Jeff Nelson two seconds ago.
LA: Hey, I’ve had a tough paper route this week, okay?

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Aug 182011
 

Scott: Sorry you have to hold a piece of paper, Larry.
LA: It’s taxing!

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Aug 182011
 

LA: Oh, boy. Better hit the censor button.
Scott: If you think we’re turning that mic on, you’ve got to be kidding. I don’t even think this is legal. Can Shane Victorino be on the air right now during a suspension?
LA: I think so. Ricky Bottalico did it once. See it’s not that easy, Shane. How are you enjoying your time off?
Shane: It’s awful. I’m miserable right now.
Scott: In general, you’re kind of a low-energy guy, so I bet you can sit around and relax.
LA: I don’t think you had a choice. I think they kicked you out of the clubhouse.
Scott: That centerfielder by the way, he’s got it nailed down tonight.
Shane: He’s actually pretty good. That’s why I need to go talk to Ruben Amaro [about my contract extension]. Yeah go ahead Mayberry, hit another homer.

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Aug 182011
 

Scott: It’s never a good strategy to give Shane Victorino a live microphone.

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Aug 182011
 

Scott: They just changed the hit to an error.
LA: Course they did, cuz I just put the hit in ink.

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