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Aug 172011
 

Scott: You’ve never been wrong, Larry.
LA: Well there was that one time when I thought I was wrong but I was actually right.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: What color would you call the lettering on the D-backs’ uniforms?
LA: Ecru…
Scott: What?
LA: Ecru.
Scott: I dare you to spell it.
LA: E-C-R-U.
Scott: I thought that was an animal.
LA: It’s another word for beige.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: The official color of the D-backs’ jersey lettering is Sonoran sand.
LA: Like Sonora Desert. Or is it the Sahara Desert?
Scott: I think it’s a city.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: The throw to first sails into the camera well on the side of the dugout.
LA: Nearly over the head of the Phanatic on top of the dugout.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: The Brewers are 31 games over .500 at home, and 10 games games under on the road.
LA: That smells of fishiness to me.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: The Phanatic has just milked a cow. And it’s chocolate milk.
LA: Only the Phanatic can do that.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: When they asked you on the Daily News Live what the second best mascot is, you said, “The Phanatic.” Did you misunderstand the question?
LA: Just settin’ up the punch line.
Scott: Well when they asked you what the best mascot is, you said, “The Phanatic.”
LA: That way, there’s no close second.
Scott: I like how you backed yourself into a Phanatic compliment.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: Roberts has tattoos all up and down both arms.
LA: Likes the ink. That way he doesn’t have to go out and buy fancy shirts.
Scott: Saves a few more for you.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: Do you know you have a peanut shell on your eyelid?
LA: No.
Scott: That’s gotta hurt. The whole peanut shell– what do you do–
LA: Pinched on my eyelids. Yeah, gotta pinch it.
Scott: Squeeze it open just a little bit. You gotta pinch your eyelid– squeeze it open just a little bit, then release. That can’t be good for your eyes.
LA: Salt’s never good in your eyes.

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Aug 172011
 

Scott: Just knowing you’d be here, that’s pretty special.

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